1. What is your first name?
Just call me Duck!

2. How old are you?
Late 20-somethings.

3. What country are you from?
Burgerland!

4. What do you look like?
Imagine a palm-tree shouting "Mahalo!" at the top of its lungs.

Alternatively:

5. What do you wish you looked like?
A little more fit, probably, and a touch more mass.

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